so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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