so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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