I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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