i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I wanna passion pit in your ass
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I need water and some morals
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Randomize
