K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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