My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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