do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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