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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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