I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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