saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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