That's when you crack a 10am beer
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
