two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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