that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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