like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Randomize
