Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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