i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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