I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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