I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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