I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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