I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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