My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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