Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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