love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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