that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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