i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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