summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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