thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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