"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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