I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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