We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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