the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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