dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
