sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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