I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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