yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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