Porn is love you can see.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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