I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
