it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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