Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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