Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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