Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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