i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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