Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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