My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my being single is dangerous.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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