Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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