How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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