ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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