Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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