I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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