You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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